so let me say to you a story
about Silly Sally finding herself
sandwiched among six sexy boys...

silly sally didn't start out being so silly,
at first she was super shy.
but then then along sauntered bad boy billy

it all started one sultry summer day
when shy sally sat sweating her balls off
outside on a shaded bale of hay at her sister's farmhouse...

smoking a cigarette and feeling her belly rumble, she stated "salmon sounds simply salivating right now!"
so she stood from her shaded stack and skipped off to the seafood store
called "Sea Shells -n- some Swanky Stuff"

when she got up to the the front counter,
she stood, speechless, staring at the seriously goodlooking male staff member before her.
"hello, welcome to "Sea shells -n- some Swanky Stuff," home of everything swanky, i'm billy, may I help you?