Saturday, April 12, 2008

junk drawer stuff...

Friday, April 04, 2008

As her hand clenched the sand-filled balloon, Evie caught the Love Motion gel sitting on her computer desk laughing at her. She almost thought she could hear him laughing, too, even if he did live on the other side of Conway. But she knew he didn't know about the purchase because she'd never told him. Evie never had the chance to tell him. Son of a beeotch broke it off too fucking soon...
"I'm a guy..." he said,"I have needs" he said..."I just can't do this anymore. I just can't wait around for the 'right' moment" Little did he know, it was supposed to be a gift. She had spent the entire month of October deciding on whether or not to do it, and once she decided that she would, then it was the idea of how to make it special that hung in her mind. Fingernails digging into the isoflex ball...the stimulant gel continued to grin and laugh like a little bitch. She pulled the 12" fire spitting sheep from the desk and lit a cigarette while her nails bit deeper yet into the rubber until suddenly sand was exploding into the floor. She'd made her decisions and had planned the whole night.
"He couldn't wait around anymore my ass!" She knew what he wanted ...he'd wanted her...that purple haired whore dressed as go go girl at his cousin's Halloween Party that somehow manage to bump into him three times in the same night spilling beer down her fake double D tits every time.
Now, what was she going to do with the crotchless underwear, fishnets, body chocolate, a spiked cock ring, and this expensive little bottle of tingling gel?
"God, Evie, you're so fucking stupid!" Stores like that don't just pass out refunds on this kind of merchandise, and it's not like she was going to use it on anyone else. It was a given that it was going to be special for her. She'd never been with anyone. But she wanted to make it special for him too.

1 comment:

B. SCOTT NICHOLS said...

.....8(......8''(

this made me sad.